Truthful Tuesday-Mama needs a new pair of pants

Early this morning I had to take the girl child over to Morro Bay for a bio field trip so when I got home I only had time take the "boys" on a short and fast run.   I guess I was going "faster" then I thought cause I literally RAN right out of running pants.  Yes, true story.  When I have my ipod on full blast I tend to be in my own little world.  I felt some "sagging" but thought it was my undies.  Then I realized it was my lycra pants which have gotten too big for me.  Let's just say my "sag" made my boy child's pants look like highwaister!

Why you ask does stuff like this happen to me.  Because anyone else would have gone shopping for better fitting pants TWO MONTHS AGO!  And I hate to shop and will hold off until I'm in dire need of stuff like this... Speaking of shopping and dire need, I could use a new bra as well..

So Assofmine!

I woke this morning and while getting ready to go to Zumba and workout in the circuit I realized my ASS is gone.   Oh, and If you happen to find it I DON'T WANT IT BACK!

Dancing By Myself

Note to self: Your road is not as private as you thought!

One leap forward Causes Ten Steps Backward!

Every time I think I'm ahead of the game, this happens.  So my girlie is going to go to the Catholic high school in San luis Obispo.  School starts in 3 days, and of course being a private Catholic school, they have a pretty strict dress code.  No uniforms, to her relief,  They like to see their kids dressed for success, so I guess..hey I'm a poet and didn't even know it!  Well being that she 14 and still wears a kids 12 finding her pants that aren't blue jeans was no easy task.  She loves her Abercrobie kids super skinny jeans and they fit her to a tee, but we were told blue jeans were unacceptable so we settled for "jeggins" not a jean, not a legging, but same wonderful look and feel, and skin tight.  Then we find out that this year blue jeans are allowed. Hallelujah!!!  And to top that her favorite super skinny jeans at AK are on sale! Yay for me! So I order as many pairs as I could me hands on..So I'm thinking, I'm so slick and ahead of the game, she is all set and these last few days before school she can  just relax and play.

Then I read the fine print that was right in front of my face the whole time, NO Excessively tight jeans or pants!  Have ya seen jeggins?   So off to shop and return a few pairs of pants we go, damn it!

She Get's It From Her Mother

Great minds think alike?  Really?...There's nothing more to say....except it wasn't my idea!
PS, she really is good with camera.

Summer Time and I'm Feeling Good

This water melon is blog Worthy because I have spent the last two summers in search of a sweet one and today I hit the jackpot. A pictures worth a thousand words...I guess if I was going for a thousand I should have taken a better picture.